Sexy Celeb or Ex-Escort?

When we think of celebs, we think of people who are paid extremely well to merely exist and be beautiful. True enough – but how did celebs use their sexiness before they hit the big time? You’d be surprised. Many of the hottest celebs were once escorts!

Think of an escort as a high-end prostitute, with sex as a maybe rather than a guarantee. Male and female, escorts use their wit, hilarity, and other, um, assets, to make themselves as good of a time as possible. The term “escort” is erotic and sexyused rather than “prostitute” to reflect the value of the hottie in question. Rich, lusty men aren’t paying thousands just to hit it and quit it. They want to spend whole days (weekend getaway, anyone?) with their sexpot of choice.

The sexiest woman alive, Marilyn Monroe, was once a paid escort. She spent time with men at the price of five hundred dollars a day. Adjusted for inflation, that’s about five thousand dollars. Of course, who wouldn’t want to empty their pockets for a brief moment near Marilyn in the flesh?

Let’s turn our attention to the sexiest man alive, one Mr. Brad Pitt. Every woman’s dream, right? And some men’s dream, too! A gay soap opera writer named Thom Racina actually hired pre-fame Mr. Pitt as his own private pool boy. Racina documents his time with Brad on his web page, saying that Pitt lived in Racina’s home for two whole years. That’s real commitment to the job, and Racina writes that Pitt was a “good friend.” How good exactly, we’ll leave up to the imagination (enter: young Brad Pitt dripping wet.) 


Politicians often bear the brunt of scandals involving escorts, and because hot celebs have seemingly endless drama surrounding them, they are protected from being forever labelled a floozy. But sexy celebs once used their bodies (and definitely their ability to act) to earn their first paying gigs. Keep an eye out for the next ex-escort to flash across your TV screen!

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